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	2007.12.05  12.39 Random Questions..... Sometimes feeling of being lonely comes when you have so many friends. Is it the hunger for more meaningful relationships or simply the fact that humans will never be satisfied? People are happy when they get what they want. Then they ask for more. Is being happy means being satisfied? Being with a special someone is a joy. When you care your lows drops you down to the magma and your highs lifts you up to unimaginable heights. Is that joy? Satisfaction, joy & happiness all mixed together in one bundle with all other emotions that comes with entering a new relationship......time to slow down and smell the lilly's. Mood: artistic

	2007.11.01  18.13 Darwin Award Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis,38 of Little Rock, were returning to Des Arc after a frog catching trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pickup truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullets from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering-wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge. After traveling approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged, and struck Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exited the pavement, and struck a tree . Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident but will require extensive surgery to repair the damage to his testicles, which will never operate as intended. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off, or we might be dead," stated Wallis . "I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder. Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia ( Poole's wife) asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck??? (Though Poole and Wallis did not die as a result of their misadventure as normally required by Darwin Award Official Rules, it can be argued that Poole did in fact effectively remove himself from the gene pool ).

	2007.10.31  18.37 English/Russian humor Разведенный муж на массовой вечеринке видит свою бывшую с новым мужиком. Выпив пару рюмок, решает подколоть того мужика. Подходит, представляется. - Ну, как оно - ездить на подержанной машине - спрашивает. - Нет проблем, - отвечает второй, - главное - проехать первые 5 сантиметров, а дальше - все новое. Идет оргия у Пьера Безухова. Из-под груды голых тел вылезает поручик Ржевский и кричит: - Господа, я призываю вас к порядку! Я беру в рот уже третий раз!!! An old widow is sitting on a park bench. An old man plops down next to her. Both are lonely and are in need of companionship, so they hit it off right away. “You know, one of the things I miss the most from my youth is having sex in this very park, on this very bench” says the old man. “Perhaps you can help by holding it…” The widow happily obliges. This continues for three days. On the fourth, the man isn’t there. She finds him sitting by the pool with another woman three days later. “You SOB!” the widow exclaims. “How could you do this to me? What does she have that I don’t?” The man gives her a mischievous smile, responding, “Parkinson’s.”

	2007.10.31  17.21 Sex Drugs & Rock'n Roll Ok maybe it was just a trip with stops in 3 different states in four days. Piano bar in the little Italy, Baltimore was an experience not to be found in Atlanta. Big olive tree in the middle and nice wine bar with soft music kept us there for over 3 hours. I was driving to NYC next morning as out of nowever Atlantic City sign jumped in my face and my started to wiggle all over the road. Next thing I know is I'm seating in Ceasars with two cards in my hand. There were ruski all over the place and two of them landed at my table. Keeping my identity in secret I kept playing and after she won one hand said - "Neploho". She jumped in her chair and asked me if I speak Russian. Hmmmm....Don't you already know? Weekend was capped with 20 hour layover in NYC. I was questioned by jewish mother on my favorite color and my great great great grandfarther. I asked her in return who does she think will be the next manager of the Yankees. Good people, just a lot of curiosity and for someone who has been hiding plenty it was not pleasant.

	2007.10.22  15.34 Must have BBQ tool

	2007.10.22  10.07 Friday night festivities started with the awesome concert. Gogol Bordello was sold out at the Roxy. Good tunes and non-stopping, full of energy red fireball of hair next to me made it a good one. Concert followed a trip to the local bar where we counted at least 15 guys proudly wearing a horse logo on striped shirts. Shurik almost got a lap dance, Yoksel almost got in a fight and I almost went to another bar instead of leaving. Saturday I climbed Georgian Niagara falls. Falls were not looking too hot due to 1000 years of drought in Georgia. I think 3 peeing beavers were solely responsible for providing water supply to the falls this summer. On our way down there were rocks falling all around us. Come to find out that this is a proper way-of-the-jungle communication medium to let your friends know how excited you are to see them. Sunday...were there a Sunday?....weekend ended way too quickly... Want to make big bucks? Learn to say admit when you are wrong. Check out this link for more details. http://biz.yahoo.com/hftn/071017/101607_apologize_fortune.html?.v=1&.pf=career-work

	2007.10.16  23.28 Last thought... I believe in doing one good deed per day to keep carma happy. Most of the day was spent working & studying leaving me no time to help old lady cross the street and feed the homeless. Instead, I will share this site with the LJ world - http://www.bodiesofstone.homestead.com Enjoy and thank me later!

	2007.10.16  08.55 New Day Tired and rested at the same time I'm ready to conquer the project. What's more important, clear mind or a rested body? Physical discomfort can be put in the back of our heads while we press forward with our minds. Perhaps, its the mind that can be put to rest and we function on auto-pilot performing routine tasks. Mark Twain said - "The power which a man's imagination has over his body to heal it or make it sick is a force which none of us are born without. The first man had it; the last one will possess it." My co-worker, Doug, agreed with him by telling me yestarday that my running nose is a state of mind. It was hard to take him seriously as he was sitting with the cotton in his nose trying to stop bleeding nose. Question of the day - Rested body or a clear mind?

	2007.10.15  15.38 Here we go again......... Ambitious goals in 25 included to post in LJ once every two days. Now, much wiser and upgraded version of that person is giving LJ a 2nd try. Weekend was full of excitement. Few beers with the boyz before the "man" movie and few drinks afterwards kicked off this party. Movie was decent, "The Kingdom", ended powerfully with the phrase "We will kill them all " said by the Saudi and American on two languages thousands of miles away. Saturday morning I realized that something is not right. My head felt heavy, I could barely talk and there were no wild party last night. I'm sick! That lead to one of the most relaxing days of the last decade. In fact, one of the most relaxing weekends. With the test clouding over this Wed timing was perfect. Rested and recharged I'm jumping thru my excel files with the blazing speed, smiling about this little msg: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Mood: awake